Talk to your doctor using the Bristol Stool Form Scale

  on the wall of a RESTAURANT 
  Originally uploaded by telfandrea.

One of the questionable perks of being a resident (or the wife of a resident) is the drug-sponsored dinner. Usually we show up at a local chain restaurant, there’s a lot of friends present, we eat, we talk, we drink, sometimes we get a pad of paper or a pen covered with the name of the drug du jour. But the last dinner had something a bit more: posters covering the restaurant walls, highlighting the seven types of stools (with descriptions and pictures)…talk to your doctor…definitely the most camera-picture-worthy moment of my life.