3. Starbucks employee, after a long story about her daughter ends with: "You’ll never fit into those little jeans again [pause], no really, you won’t."
2. Unnamed coworker calls out in a crowded room: "you’re finally getting fat!"
1. Unnamed coworker when she almost walks past me: "I almost didn’t recognize you…your face has gotten so full!"
The thread: all offenders are women and none meant to be intentionally malicious which honestly makes these comments more funny than anything…but heaven help me before I say the words "fat" or "full" or "jean size" to a pregnant woman.
I have about 2.5 weeks left of work before I go on maternity leave and looking at my lengthy, type-A to-do list, I definitely need those 2.5 weeks. We have had the baby’s room done for a while now and I think Telfer’s going to take some pictures tonight…so maybe tomorrow I’ll post them. Fun, fun.